Thursday, May 22, 2014

Ten steps to becoming Jay Gatsby

1.Look like Leonardo DiCaprio
2.Invest in "stocks and other things"
3.Try to meet very powerful people
4.Love Fireworks
5.Especially fireworks that go with music
6."Never mess with fast women or slow cars"
7.Become friends with a person that lives in a loft on your property
8. Have him invest in "stocks and other things"
9. Again love fireworks
10. I mean REALLY love them
Leonardo DiCaprio in Baz Luhrmann's new film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby.

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